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==LYRICS==
5) BARRON THE SHORT-SCALPED TRUMP BOY

You know Donald and Melania and Eric and Ivanka
Don Junior, Tiffany, Don Senior and Ivana
But do you recall
The most petite Trump boy of all?

Barron the short-scalped Trump boy
Had a techie techie nose
And if you ever saw him
You'd ask "DAMN, DOES HE KNOW WHERE THE ILLEGAL GOES?"

All of the other children
Called him all the nasty names
They all knew if we had them
He'd go first in The Hunger Games

Then after too many Google searches
Donald came to say
Fake news isn't what you'll be
Come and build that wall with me

Then how child labor became law
And they shouted out with glee
Barron the short-scalped Trump boy
Loves to f**k up history

TRUMP-THEMED CHRISTMAS CAROLS:

1) HERE COMES DONALD TRUMP
2) MELANIA GOT RUN OVER BY THE BORDER PATROL
3) THE FIRST "NOEL, YOU'RE FIRED!"
4) O FAR-RIGHT ME
5) BARRON THE SHORT-SCALPED TRUMP BOY
6) TRUMP THE HALLS
7) SCURRYING AROUND THE BORDER WALL
8) WALL STREET BELLS
9) ILLEGALS WE HAVE SEEN CLIMB HIGH
10) DO YOU WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON?
11) THE COVFEFE SONG
11) THE TWELVE STORIES OF THE WALL
12) DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO FROWN
13) IT'S BEGINNING TO A LOOK A LOT LIKE TIFFMAS
14) DO YOU GREED WHAT I GREED?
15) FELIZ IVANKA
16) WHAT COLLUSION IS THIS?
17) ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO LOCK HER UP/SEND THEM BACK
18) CHINA DOLLS
19) I WANT A DONALD FOLLICLE FOR CHRISTMAS
20) YOU'RE AN ITALIAN ONE, MR. ANT
21) GOD REST YE BLUEY DEMOCRATS
22) WE WISH YOU A SECLUDED EXILE
23) I SAW DONALD GRABBING HER BY THE P***Y
24) SILENT PLIGHT
25) "AMERICA FIRST", THE EVANGELICAL ANGELS SING