WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?
Well, since all of you have been so.. respectful to me, I would like to return, in kind.
*Shawn clears his throat* Mi-mi-mi-miiiii!
Ohhhh Caaaanadaaaa... how I haaaaaate this plaaaaace. Ohhhh Caaaanadaaaa... I'm gonna kiiiiick Hulk Hogan riiiight in the faaaaace!
Alright! I'll admit, I'll admit - I'm no singer! But what I am, is the Showstopper! The headliner! The main event, the icon of the WWE; yours truly, the "Heart Break Kid," Shawn Michaels! Hulk Hogan, at SummerSlam, I promise--no, better yet, I guarantee...
*A loud "You screwed Bret!" chant starts up*
I guarantee Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam, I will give you and the WWE fans something to remember. And of course, all of you here in Montreal, know that I'm all about...
*More boos come hurtling at HBK*
You know I'm all about giving you memories. Survivor Series 1997! I handed Canada's own Bret "The Hitman" Hart... his most miserable defeat!
*A "We want Bret!" chant breaks out*
You want Bret? You're not gonna get Bret because I screwed Bret! I did it once, and I'd do it again! If Bret "The Hitman" Hart.. had any guts... and he walked down that isle tonight... stepped into this ring... and looked me eye-to-eye like a man, I'd say "Hitman, I screwed ya once, and I'll screw you again!" Because Bret "The Hit--
*Shawn is interrupted by Bret Hart's entrance theme! Canada goes bezerk and HBK is beside himself. The theme continues to play for a little while, before Shawn starts grinning and doing Bret's signature taunt in the ring*
Got your hopes up just a little bit didn't I! You will never, and I mean ever, hear or see Bret "The Hitman" Hart inside a WWE ring again! Hulk Hogan, I did it to Bret Hart, and at SummerSlam, I'm gonna do it to you! Ya see, what all these Montreal Candiens.. despise about the "Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels, is that I'm everything they wish they could be. I come out here, with my live microphone, and I do what I want, when I wanna do it! Let's face it Hulk Hogan, it's the same thing that.. you don't like about me. I'm unlike anybody you've ever had to deal with! Well at SummerSlam, brother.. what'cha gonna do, brother.. what'cha gonna do, brother--
*Shawn is once again cut off, this time by Hulk Hogan's theme! Shawn is furious at the interruption, but then once again crumples to the mat clutching his chest and laughing*
Ohhhh my, now, now.. c'mon now! The first time, sure, maybe I'm cruel. The second time, all you do is show the entire world that Montreal is everything I ever said it was! You Canucks are not the sharpest knives in the drawer!
*A unanimous boo once again comes HBK's way*
Ya don't like me very much do ya? I know, I know, I know nothing would thrill you more than to have one of your heroes like, Bret "The Hitman" Hart or Hulk Hogan come down that aisle and just give me.. oh, just.. give me what for! Well guess what? It isn't gonna happen, and I'll tell ya why. One, nobody in this industry can touch me! And two, your heroes like Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Hulk Hogan, they're not even here yet! They're such big WWE Superstars, that their limos don't bring them to the show until it's already in progress!
*The crowd begin chanting "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" but HBK is going nowhere. Instead, he sits down and makes himself comfortable, taking off his tie and waits until the chanting stops before standing up again*
Now that you understand who's running this show, I'll continue. Hulk Hogan, the same thing I despise about you, is what I despise about Bret Hart. You stood for some moral fibre, that in your real life did not exist. Yet you stood in judgment of me. And you Hulk Hogan, well, you stand for just about anything! There isn't a realistic bone in your body! Hulk Hogan, you're the biggest star in WWE history... and at SummerSlam I want you to bring your big star, I want you to wear your boa, I want you to have your sunglasses on, and your chin held high!
*A loud "Shut the f*** up!" chant starts up*
Nice language, do you teach your children the same talk? You do? Yet everyone of your Montreal Canadien men do nothing but stand there and talk it, while I walk it! Hulk Hogan, at SummerSlam, you're one move from your star being snuffed out! Ya don't believe me, just ask Bret "The Hitman" Hart!
