==LYRICS==
5) BARRON THE SHORT-SCALPED TRUMP BOY
You know Donald and Melania and Eric and Ivanka
Don Junior, Tiffany, Don Senior and Ivana
But do you recall
The most petite Trump boy of all?
Barron the short-scalped Trump boy
Had a techie techie nose
And if you ever saw him
You'd ask "DAMN, DOES HE KNOW WHERE THE ILLEGAL GOES?"
All of the other children
Called him all the nasty names
They all knew if we had them
He would win The Hunger Games
Then after on the ‘net all night
Donald came to say
“Fake news isn't what you'll be
Come and build that wall with me”
Then how kid labor became law
The youths shouted out with glee
“Barron the short-scalped Trump boy
Loves to f**k up history”
